I think I need a boyfriend. I’ve been telling myself one-liners for the past 10 minutes. And you guys will say, “Oh why can’t you just have a friend instead?” And that’s because I am so fucking annoying when I’m high that only someone who got sex out of the deal would be willing to stand me.

1. owlcourage said: except me!
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14. elephantinthepicture said: I bet you’d be fun to be around when you’re high. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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