Anyone remember Prometheus & Bob? It was always my favorite Nicktoon, even if it wasn’t officially considered a Nicktoon. A friend and I were talking tonight about how irritating it is when you and all your classmates are sitting outside a locked classroom waiting for the teacher to arrive and some genius walks up and tries to open the door, as if no one else had thought to try that. The next time that happens, I’m going to lay into that person. “Oh thank you, Prometheus, for giving us fire and showing us the proper way to use a door! Your gifts are many!” Anywho, I’m almost too depressed and lonely to function at this point, so consider this my suicide note. Goodnight.